Showing posts with label Simon Amstell. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Simon Amstell. Show all posts

Snarky quotes from Simon Amstell

Simon Amstell: So Penny, you used to do a fashion column for the Daily Mail, didn't you?
Penny Smith: Yes I've done many strange things in my time.
Simon Amstell: So what does one wear to a lynching?

"Jordan's third favourite tit and second favourite twat - it's Peter Andre!"

Simon Amstell: They tried to make me go to rehab...
Amy Winehouse: I said no no no
Simon Amstell: Correct. But in hindsight do you think yes maybe?

"Hello, 50 Cent here. People say my music is gratuitously violent and misogynistic - but what they don't realise is that I'm just talking about where I'm from. And where I'm from, everybody's a vile millionaire rapper and all woman are rubbish sluts."